August 2011
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
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wait.
but how is Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby going to have a last name?
Tom Hardy Doesn't Just Like Women's Shoes....
“I have boxes and boxes of trainers I won’t wear. They’re sacred. I like to get a pair out of the box and lick them, then put them back. It’s the dog in me.”
“And I’ve got loads of trainers: Air Force Ones, Air Max, Jordan Fives…”
“He has about ten boxes of trainers on the stool next to him, a gift from the nice people at Adidas; it’s the only addiction he’ll allow himself these days: trainers.”
